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2P China Hetaloid x Reader (Part 1)

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After you made your purchase you decided it was time to release your inner child and have fun. ‘Mmmmmhh what to do? What to do?...’ You looked around your bland room and your eyes widen as you had an epiphany, rushing towards your bed you bended down and took out a locked box from underneath. “Haha! Got it! God I love my aunt” You said as you unlocked the box and took out some of the money inside that your favorite aunt gave you before you moved, knowing fully well that you were going to need money for your personal
redecoration. Not waiting another moment you left your home and went shopping.

~Time Skip~~

It’s been a week and your house looked like it was “invaded by aliens from the planet fru fru”. You made your home fit for a kawaii fan girl by having soft, cuddly, and cute things all over the place in your favorite colors and even kawaiified your wardrobe. One morning you doorbell ringed and woke you up from your slumber. “Mmnn *Yawn~!* W-whaaa? C-coming” You dragged yourself out of your bed and went to open the door. “Ummm… h-hello? Are you miss (f/n) (l/n)?” You saw it was a delivery guy who apparently seemed a bit weirded out and amused by your full body panda pajamas. “Yup, what cha got there?” “It’s the Hetaloid you ordered, please sign these papers while I move this in and open it for you” You quickly signed off everything and proceeded to nicely throwing out the delivery guy out and look over your Hetaloid.

He had a black cap on top of his short dark brown hair, a red mandarin jacket with its collar up and with black accents, frog claps and semi long sash on his hips, black pants that’s tucked partly under white gauze bandages that are wrapped around his legs, and black slippers. Close to his body lied a large Chinese sword with a long black hit and a red tassel hanging at the end. “If memory serves me right that’s a Chinse saber aka a Dadao….Fuck my life, I swear to God I’m soo not ready to die’ Carefully you looked through the crate to find the instruction booklet, which was next to the luggage bag and so you took it and started reading.

~~INSTRUCTIONS~~

How to wake up your 2P Chine: Pick one of the following ways
1) Challenge him to a sword fight
2) Ask him to wake up (use the name Yang)
3) Make him some Chinese food

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Seeing that you’re fighting skills are non-existing and you didn’t want him to wake up grumpy you quickly went to get your laptop and started to look up some Chinese recipes in your kitchen. ‘hmmmm Well it’s pretty early so I’ll make him breakfast, let’s see…..ahha! Eeg foo yong and ginger chicken jook perfect!” You started to take out the ingredients and started to chop, blend, whip, mix, and cook everything. It only took a few minutes for the wonderful aroma of your food to reach every corner of your house and unknowingly waking up your Hetaloid. “Aaah~ Done now the tea, tea, tea, tea~” You jingled as you looked through the cabinets as 2P China quietly walked passed you and started to have a seat next to the kitchen table. “Stop fooling around 白痴 I’m hungry!” “Eeep!” You squeaked as you turned around to see your now fully awake Hetaloid’s red eyes glaring at you.

“I-I’m sorry!” You said as you quickly took out some dinnerware and silverware, and proceeded to serve him his breakfast. Once that was settled you started to make some tea and served him some once it was done. When you were finally done you got yourself some of the jook you made and sat across from him. “umm m-my name is (f/n) (l/n), it’s nice to meet you” “你好,我的名字是王扬” You clearly didn’t know what the hell he just said but pretended to do so as you kept eating. “I’m Yang Wang you 王八蛋, I can tell you were clueless to what I said aru. By the way见 鬼 去 吧! Why does everything look like Hello Kitty barfed on it?!” You were shocked by his criticism “Y-you don’t like it? But it’s cute” you said as you left the table to clean your plate.

“I HATE cute things! I’m a man not a fucking girl aru!” You felt like you were about to cry as you finished cleaning your plate. ‘Damn him! I-I can’t him see me cry! Grrrr what do I do?!...Maybe something sweet will calm me down’ You thought as you went to your refrigerator and took out a mango. You sat back in your seat and slowly started to peal the top of the mango, revealing the light orange colored fruit underneath and slowly started to nip, lick, and suck it the delicate fruit. You were too distracted by the sweet taste of the mango that you didn’t notice that Yang was lustfully staring at you.
Your actions plus the blush on your face from your previous frustration gave him the image and the horrid idea of something else. Yang suddenly stood up, walked in front of you and pulled you down so that you dropped your mango and were on your knees. “忘记芒果, 我有东西为您吸~” He said as he gave you a devilish grin and began to unzip his pants, making you a confused and nervous wreck. ‘W-WHAT IS HE DOING?! G-GAAA! WHY IS HE TAKING HIS PANTS OFF??!!!’
I'm back and with a new character to the series (drumroll)... 2P CHINA!! yaaaay! I hope you guys like this one though I'm so sure I did a good job with the translation (again).
白痴 --> idiot
你好,我的名字是王扬 -->Hello my name is Yang Wang
见 鬼 去 吧 --> WTF
王八蛋 --> bastard
忘记芒果, 我有东西为您吸 --> Forget mango, I have something for you to suck (I tried to say “Forget the mango, I have something else for you to suck on”)

The panda suit --> 24.media.tumblr.com/fa1ba13618…

Eeg foo yong recipe --> www.yummly.com/recipe/Egg-Foo-…

Ginger chicken jook recipe --> www.yummly.com/recipe/Ginger-C…
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PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON BOI!!!