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“talking” ,‘thinking’

(Reader POV)

It’s been a week since I ordered my Hetaloid and I was growing impatient, especially since I knew that the one I ordered loved baking cupcakes and I started to crave them. *ding dong* I quickly walked to the door and to my delight I saw a delivery man with a large crate “Excuse me are you miss (f/n) (l/n)” “Yep that’s me” “Ok mam here’s the Hetaloid you ordered just sign here” he said as he gave me a clip board with some papers to sing, which a quickly did so as he started to move the crate into my living room. “Have a good day mam” said the delivery guy as I handed back the clip board and left, at that moment I turned towards the crate “Great how the hell am I going to open this thing?” I said as I started to look around the house

~~~Time skip~~~

I finally got the crate to open using a hammer I found in the closet but when I opened it I was suddenly pushed down to the floor. “OOW! What the-“ it was a bag of flour and other ingredient you use to bake “I knew I should have asked the delivery guy to open this”. As I pushed myself out of the pile of baking ingredients I saw my 2P England Hetaloid. He had a pink shirt, purple knitted vest, a bright blue bowtie, kaki pants and brown shoes. “Damn does eyebrows” I said but I couldn’t help it they were huge, but it fit him well and those freckles make him look soo cute. “Alright where are the instructions?” I said as I looked more into the crate and I found them right on top of a pink and blue luggage bag, which I assumed had his clothes. “Ok let’s see here, how do I turn you on?”…… “OH hell no!”


How to wake up 2P England: Pick any of the following ways (P.S: Don’t curse)

1) Bake him a batch of cupcakes

2) “Accidentally” start a fire in your oven

3) Wear the dress that’s in the crate and ask him nicely to wake up (use the name Artie)


‘There was no way I will do the first two and I’d hate to do the third, but beggars can’t be choosers’ *sight* “I’ll do it”. I looked around the crate and I found the dress and I cringed at the sight of it but I took it and went to the bathroom to put it on. Once I had it on I look at myself in the mirror and started to regret wearing it, it was frilly, poofy, and over all very girly. “Good God I look like a frilly Barbie cupcake” I said as I left my bathroom and walked back to my Hetaloid *sight* “Excuse me Artie can you wake up”

As soon as I said those words I saw his eyes open and look at me with a smile “Hello there poppet~ I’m Artie Kirkland who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?” He said as he stepped out of the crate and wrapped me in his arms. I felt my face heat up “ uuumm my name is (f/n) (l/n) and I’m your new owner” “ooh wonderful~ and may I say you look absolutely good enough to eat~” Artie said as I felt him hold me tighter and give me a peck on the check.At that point my face looked like it a tomato and it was getting worse as he continued kissing me lower and lower.
The dress is the one in this video -->…

Any comments or request just tell me down bellow!

Other than that enjoy! Sorry if it's short XD

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crystal-moon1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
How does he know its in the oven? ^ J ^
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
p.s am i the only one that thinks of the vocaloid SeeU's song "Hide and Seek" when i read the *ding dong* parts???
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"ACCIDENTALLY" set fire to my oven. yeah. that was an accidant. totally. *cough*
AmberFields12 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
*Starting fire in kitchen**Realising Artie is watching. *

Sorry Art, I love you, but I am not wearing that god forsaken dress!
occrystalsummer Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
XD same here....then will cost a lot to get things back to normal o.0
Ask-Black-Rainbow Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
isn't 2P! England's name Oliver???? nice story tho!
mermaidofthelake Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
isn't his name Oliver?
sonichetaliafan97 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Girly dress! Not happening!
OtakuAnimeZombie Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
If I had tried to do the bake to wake him up it would definitely ended with starting a fire in the kitchen XD 
Timeshiftingphoenix Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
But I wanted to make cupcakes! THAT WAY WE CAN EATTHEM!
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