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(Reader POV)

It’s been a week since I ordered my Hetaloid and I was growing impatient, especially since I knew that the one I ordered loved baking cupcakes and I started to crave them. *ding dong* I quickly walked to the door and to my delight I saw a delivery man with a large crate “Excuse me are you miss (f/n) (l/n)” “Yep that’s me” “Ok mam here’s the Hetaloid you ordered just sign here” he said as he gave me a clip board with some papers to sing, which a quickly did so as he started to move the crate into my living room. “Have a good day mam” said the delivery guy as I handed back the clip board and left, at that moment I turned towards the crate “Great how the hell am I going to open this thing?” I said as I started to look around the house

~~~Time skip~~~

I finally got the crate to open using a hammer I found in the closet but when I opened it I was suddenly pushed down to the floor. “OOW! What the-“ it was a bag of flour and other ingredient you use to bake “I knew I should have asked the delivery guy to open this”. As I pushed myself out of the pile of baking ingredients I saw my 2P England Hetaloid. He had a pink shirt, purple knitted vest, a bright blue bowtie, kaki pants and brown shoes. “Damn does eyebrows” I said but I couldn’t help it they were huge, but it fit him well and those freckles make him look soo cute. “Alright where are the instructions?” I said as I looked more into the crate and I found them right on top of a pink and blue luggage bag, which I assumed had his clothes. “Ok let’s see here, how do I turn you on?”…… “OH hell no!”

~~INSTRUCTIONS~~

How to wake up 2P England: Pick any of the following ways (P.S: Don’t curse)

1) Bake him a batch of cupcakes

2) “Accidentally” start a fire in your oven

3) Wear the dress that’s in the crate and ask him nicely to wake up (use the name Artie)

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‘There was no way I will do the first two and I’d hate to do the third, but beggars can’t be choosers’ *sight* “I’ll do it”. I looked around the crate and I found the dress and I cringed at the sight of it but I took it and went to the bathroom to put it on. Once I had it on I look at myself in the mirror and started to regret wearing it, it was frilly, poofy, and over all very girly. “Good God I look like a frilly Barbie cupcake” I said as I left my bathroom and walked back to my Hetaloid *sight* “Excuse me Artie can you wake up”

As soon as I said those words I saw his eyes open and look at me with a smile “Hello there poppet~ I’m Artie Kirkland who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?” He said as he stepped out of the crate and wrapped me in his arms. I felt my face heat up “ uuumm my name is (f/n) (l/n) and I’m your new owner” “ooh wonderful~ and may I say you look absolutely good enough to eat~” Artie said as I felt him hold me tighter and give me a peck on the check.At that point my face looked like it a tomato and it was getting worse as he continued kissing me lower and lower.
The dress is the one in this video --> www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5_Xqu…

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Other than that enjoy! Sorry if it's short XD

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:iconsweetsassycat:
sweetsassycat Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
isn't 2p England's name Oliver???Kawaii Shoujo (Question Mark) [V1] 
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IreneTheAwesome Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
Yes he's Oliver but he just changed he's former name 'Arthur' to Oliver
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
Hes the only person that can be inocent and pervy at the same time.
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
I have to wear a dress?

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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I'm worried,is he gonna make me wear more of those dresses now? I'm more a Tom boy >.>'
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:iconmulticolorediris404:
multicolorediris404 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
//dies
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome story!!!~
I can't wait for more!!!~
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:iconcrystal-moon1:
crystal-moon1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
How does he know its in the oven? ^ J ^
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
p.s am i the only one that thinks of the vocaloid SeeU's song "Hide and Seek" when i read the *ding dong* parts???
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Same!!!~
I love that song!!!~
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
yay! High five of epicness!!!!!~
:iconepichighfiveplz:
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Forget figh-fives when you can use...the bro-fist!!!~
:iconpewdiepiebrofistplz:
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
brofiiiist!! :iconbrofistplz:
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WHOOT!!!~
:iconyusplz:
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyusplz:
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Chair mode activate!
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:iconevelinux333:
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Nope you're not the only one ! I thought about that song too ! XD
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD woohoo im not the only one XD
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:iconevelinux333:
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
I just Love that song ! I find it very awesome ! I always play it when i see a title '' hide and seek'' or that ding dong part . England (Laughing) [V3] 
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD Yup
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"ACCIDENTALLY" set fire to my oven. yeah. that was an accidant. totally. *cough*
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:iconevelinux333:
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Yeahhh an ''accidant''  Dignity Laugh 
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hahahaha yeah i cant cook much anything exept sweets and German food
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:iconevelinux333:
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
You're lucky ! I love sweets ! I can only cook what my parents want and it's usually a russian dish  Really Sad 
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My parents dont really mind what I cook. Everybody says im an amazing cook and i like their appreciation, though they ARE complementing the girl who fell off the counter twice when she was a baby XDDD
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:iconevelinux333:
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
Bunny Emoji-77 (Melting) [V4]  I think the baby you thought that it would be fun to fly  ! Dragon fly emote 
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD Nope i tried to walk the first time and fell off.
I still didnt learn my lesson and fell off again XD
I went to the ER both times.
I was fine XDD I WAS JESUS BABY
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evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
XDDDD this reminds me of when i was little . I was always running around with my little feet and slaming into doors, but i wasn't crying i just got up and ran again XDDDD .
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:iconamberfields12:
AmberFields12 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
*Starting fire in kitchen**Realising Artie is watching. *

Sorry Art, I love you, but I am not wearing that god forsaken dress!
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:iconoccrystalsummer:
occrystalsummer Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
XD same here....then again....it will cost a lot to get things back to normal o.0
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:iconask-black-rainbow:
Ask-Black-Rainbow Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
isn't 2P! England's name Oliver???? nice story tho!
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
Actually, that's the name England gave to him, and he hates it.
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:iconmermaidofthelake:
mermaidofthelake Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
isn't his name Oliver?
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
No.
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:iconmochi-and-2p-rose:
Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Girly dress! Not happening!
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:iconotakuanimezombie:
OtakuAnimeZombie Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
If I had tried to do the bake to wake him up it would definitely ended with starting a fire in the kitchen XD 
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:icontimeshiftingphoenix:
Timeshiftingphoenix Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
But I wanted to make cupcakes! THAT WAY WE CAN EATTHEM!
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:iconwinter1563:
winter1563 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
((( I WILL NOT WEAR THAT PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!! HELL TO DA NO!)))
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:iconsherbetkitty:
sherbetkitty Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
your evil!!! THE DRESS IS EVIL!!!
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gab226789 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Student Writer
oh my god no....nein.....nope.....no way jose..........нет..........never........geen.......nei.........nu.........neniu........ne........nej........όχι.......aucun......in other words...... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconask-black-rainbow:
Ask-Black-Rainbow Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
geen translates to none in Dutch, it's better if you would write nee, which is no
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:icongab226789:
gab226789 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Student Writer
mkay ;3
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Ask-Black-Rainbow Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
ok!
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2ollux-Captor2 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
nooooooo pastel colored dresses my one weakness! DX   anyways good stories ive read all of the 2p Hetaloid ones so far
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:iconmewnekoice:
Mewnekoice Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Student Filmographer
What nonsense is this dress
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:icondrey524:
drey524 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013
WTF!!? The dress looked horrible!!!! LOL 
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flyhigh5323 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer

when I saw the dress my jaw dropped and I said what the cupcakes

but I liked the story

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1233e Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *runs away* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!!!
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divergent2demigod2 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconjohnnopeplz:
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1233e Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
basically...
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