It’s been a week since I ordered my Hetaloid and I was growing impatient, especially since I knew that the one I ordered loved baking cupcakes and I started to crave them. *ding dong* I quickly walked to the door and to my delight I saw a delivery man with a large crate “Excuse me are you miss (f/n) (l/n)” “Yep that’s me” “Ok mam here’s the Hetaloid you ordered just sign here” he said as he gave me a clip board with some papers to sing, which a quickly did so as he started to move the crate into my living room. “Have a good day mam” said the delivery guy as I handed back the clip board and left, at that moment I turned towards the crate “Great how the hell am I going to open this thing?” I said as I started to look around the house
I finally got the crate to open using a hammer I found in the closet but when I opened it I was suddenly pushed down to the floor. “OOW! What the-“ it was a bag of flour and other ingredient you use to bake “I knew I should have asked the delivery guy to open this”. As I pushed myself out of the pile of baking ingredients I saw my 2P England Hetaloid. He had a pink shirt, purple knitted vest, a bright blue bowtie, kaki pants and brown shoes. “Damn does eyebrows” I said but I couldn’t help it they were huge, but it fit him well and those freckles make him look soo cute. “Alright where are the instructions?” I said as I looked more into the crate and I found them right on top of a pink and blue luggage bag, which I assumed had his clothes. “Ok let’s see here, how do I turn you on?”…… “OH hell no!”
How to wake up 2P England: Pick any of the following ways (P.S: Don’t curse)
1) Bake him a batch of cupcakes
2) “Accidentally” start a fire in your oven
3) Wear the dress that’s in the crate and ask him nicely to wake up (use the name Artie)
‘There was no way I will do the first two and I’d hate to do the third, but beggars can’t be choosers’ *sight* “I’ll do it”. I looked around the crate and I found the dress and I cringed at the sight of it but I took it and went to the bathroom to put it on. Once I had it on I look at myself in the mirror and started to regret wearing it, it was frilly, poofy, and over all very girly. “Good God I look like a frilly Barbie cupcake” I said as I left my bathroom and walked back to my Hetaloid *sight* “Excuse me Artie can you wake up”
As soon as I said those words I saw his eyes open and look at me with a smile “Hello there poppet~ I’m Artie Kirkland who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?” He said as he stepped out of the crate and wrapped me in his arms. I felt my face heat up “ uuumm my name is (f/n) (l/n) and I’m your new owner” “ooh wonderful~ and may I say you look absolutely good enough to eat~” Artie said as I felt him hold me tighter and give me a peck on the check.At that point my face looked like it a tomato and it was getting worse as he continued kissing me lower and lower.