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What’s worse than a horny psycho Italian? Having pasta in places where it should never be that’s what. Resistance was futile, no matter how much strength you put into getting out of Luciano’s grasp you couldn’t get away and it turned him on. To him you looked like his dinner with all that pasta and sauce all over your upper body and face. “Penso che questo è il mio nuovo modo preferito di mangiare la pasta~” Luciano gave you an experimental lick on your cheek and continued to lick, bite, and slurp his way to your mouth. “n-no wait Luci-mmmhh!” You pleads were silenced as his mouth ravished yours and all you could do is secretly enjoy his treatment.

‘Damn his kissing skills!’ As you both parted for some air Luciano quickly recovered and dipped his face into your neck, eating away the pasta and making his way to your flesh beneath it. “Mia moglie~ <3” “mmhh~ w-whaaat!~” He shortly paused his attacks on your neck to give you a peck on your lips and look into your eyes with a devilish look. “I said my wife~ That’s what you will be from now on, whether you want to or not bella ragazza~” As soon as he finished telling you this he went back to what he was doing, but changed his mind as soon as he saw a large pasta stain on your chest originating from inside your dress.

Following his sight you saw he was looking, or rather say, was stripping away the top of your apron and dress to reveal your (color) bra that was serving as a bowl for the pasta with your boobs as the meatballs. “N-no! Luciano don’t you dare aah!~” Once again you opinion was pushed aside as Luciano began feeding on your chest only stopping to get some air. “Mio amore you seem to be enjoying this~ What do you say my principessa should we step it up a noch?” Luciano’s hands slowly started to make their way to your back to unclip your bra but when you heard the dreaded click from you back you snapped. Without warning you decked Luciano in the jaw as your bra flew way to an unknown corner of the kitchen and so you decided to quickly cover yourself by tying up your apron around your neck again.

“Vaffanculo a Lei e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Vada via in culo! Io non sono il vostro moglie né sarò mai essere voi stronzo! Sono sei proprietario e la tua nella mia casa in modo da me rispetto bastardo delizia!” Luciano could only watch you in shock as you went to pick up your bra and leave the kitchen while cursing at him in Italian, snapping back to reality he got up and followed you into the living room. “Da quando sai itallian?” Lusiano asked as he grabbed your wrist and pulled you towards him “That’s none of your business now let go of me so that I can change and you can go finish your dinner” You said as you started to turn your wrist free but paused as you saw Luciano smile at you.

“In that case I’ll be needing your assistance, I need my voluptuous bowl~” He said as he let go of your wrist and placed his hands around your breast, only for you to slap his face two seconds later. “Vaffanculo Luciano!” You furiously left to your room and locked the door so that you could change in peace, leaving Luciano wide eyed from your previous action. No one has EVER slapped him unless the wanted a slow and painful death, but he was impressed how you stood up against him and that took balls of steal. “Mio amore!~ You truly act like mia moglie, you’re the only woman who’s brave enough to go against me and live!~” He said with a smile knowing you hear him loud and clear through your door.

~~~Time skip~~~

After the whole ordeal you came out of your room wearing your pajamas to check on Luciano, who was watching an Italian soap opera on TV. You decided silently walked into the kitchen and have some dinner and clean up after the mess Luciano left. ‘He’s quiet….too quiet, that’s not good right? Oh God he’s gonna soo kill me in my sleep!’ As you mentally panicked you felt a pair of arms wrap around you gently and a pasta scented breath close to your ear. “I’m sorry bella for causing such a mess why don’t we call it a day and go to sleep~” Luciano suddenly picked you up bridal style and walked back to your room gently placing you on your bed. He started to strip in front of you without warning till he was only in his boxers causing you a major blush, but got you to panic when you saw he was about to pull those down as well.

“L-luciano! NO!” You covered your eyes and turned away from him, but incredibly he did as he was told and kept his boxers on and climbed into your bed. “You shouldn’t be so shy mio amore we live together now~ But I’ll comply to your wishes for now until your ready, buona notte mia moglie bella” He said as he snuggled into your back and gave you a good nigh kiss on your neck before falling to sleep. ‘God he’s such a pervert! Oh well no point in fighting him now I need some shut eye, gotta be ready for tomorrow.’ Accepting you fate for the night you quickly followed Luciano’s example and fell asleep as well.
Sorry I haven't posted it up before I'm just very busy DX next part will come out .... as soon as I find time to write it but in the mean time enjoy, I know I did XD

bella ragazza --> lovely girl
mio amore --> my love
principessa --> princess
Penso che questo è il mio nuovo modo preferito di mangiare la pasta --> I think this is my new favorite way to eat pasta
Mia moglie --> my wife
Vaffanculo a Lei e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Vada via in culo! Io non sono il vostro moglie né sarò mai essere voi stronzo! Sono sei proprietario e la tua nella mia casa in modo da me rispetto bastardo delizia! --> You, sir, go fuck yourself and your mother. You are a common turd! Fuck you! I'm not your wife nor will I ever be you asshole! I'm your owner and you’re in my house so you treat me with respect bastard!
Da quando sai Itallian? --> Since when do you know Itallian?
Vaffanculo --> fuck you
Buona notte mia moglie bella --> Good night my lovely wife

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:iconkidanshiro:
kidanshiro Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member
i know how the reader can speak itallian, XD it's because she play ASSASSIN'S CREED ( Ezio trilogy ) XD!! 
*^* i hope i/we/reader survive the nigth.... O_O
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Killerdonut28 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015   General Artist
I DEMAND a part 3
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:iconcharlieholton:
charlieholton Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  New member
same
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:iconkillerdonut28:
Killerdonut28 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015   General Artist
Well, good, then.
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bunnyfunnygirl Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Student Artist
"My wife" bruh bruh bruh. Lets get two things straight here. I prefer the term "wifu" second BACK TO THE CRATE WITH THEE
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ppgloverforver Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Student Artist
instead of wifu i thought you was going to say wifi
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:iconbunnyfunnygirl:
bunnyfunnygirl Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student Artist
XD
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:iconppgloverforver:
ppgloverforver Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student Artist
hahahahhaha
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
-3- Baka!!!! BAKABAKABAKABAKAAAAA!!!!!! 
Japan: o.o ( slowly backs away ) she's gonna go insane
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ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lemon 
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:iconechoinginsanity15:
EchoingInsanity15 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Student Artist
I'm starting to think that Luciano has been spending WAY to much time with Sweden. Your wife my a$$. That will not happen until some kind of emotional forces compels me to want to be your wife. ('-')
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NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
Did Luciano go all Sweden on me? You know, with the whole 'my wife' thing? Not that I mind. I'm a Sweden fan at heart. ^/////^
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goddessofadventure Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Student General Artist
so far i think id rather be stuck with a "Jeff The Killoid"... and that sounds horrible. ut amazing writing nonetheless
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
dude .....that...sounds....AWESOME!

someone please right it!
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:iconchaosfired:
Chaosfired Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Student Artist
YEsh creepypastaloid! X3
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
~Yes.
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xXBlueChuXx Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*mental note* never make pasta when you know you bought 2P! Italy ..... Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) 
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Follow-the-Blood Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
‘He’s quiet….too quiet, that’s not good right? Oh God he’s gonna soo kill me in my sleep!’
lol i died of laughter! you sir,know how to make me laugh!
I love all these hetaloid stories
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Skylox-Addiction Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
blush Llama Emoji-16 (Nose Bleed) [V1] Yui (Very Happy Blush) [V1] 
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:iconlittlefox-and-wolf:
littlefox-and-wolf Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LW: whoa, Rose blush 
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:iconcococamacnewhite:
CococaMacneWhite Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
>////< *no words just fangirling*
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:iconevelinux333:
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
* i have no words * Nosebleed emoticon 
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:iconmarshallee1fangirl:
marshallee1fangirl Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats actually kinda sweet from a 2p waiting that is. Loved it~
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:iconcrystal-moon1:
crystal-moon1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Yeeeeeeeeeeyyyy!
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
....having pasta in places there should NEVER BE.




XDDD I DIED LAUGHING
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:iconmelol101:
melol101 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
When the-a fuck is the next-a part coming out?
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:iconladyariuchiha:
LadyAriUchiha Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wahrscheinlich nie dummkopf Italienisch
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:iconladyariuchiha:
LadyAriUchiha Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
In English that's : proably never stupid italian
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:iconpewdelia12:
Pewdelia12 Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Luciano no? More like Luciano yes!!!
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:iconpkmnluvor:
Pkmnluvor Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Omg, YES!
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:iconpewdelia12:
Pewdelia12 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
IKR!
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HummingBird001 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm cracking up cause off the translations!!
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:iconkiyokoyotsukisan:
kiyokoyotsukisan Featured By Owner May 28, 2014   General Artist
me too! "you, sir, go fuck yourself" killed me! hahaha!
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flags-are-awesome2 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Nosebleed 
At least he wears his boxers...
(While I try to write the comment my 2pItaly shimeji tried to throw the window out...) 
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:iconoccrystalsummer:
occrystalsummer Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
lol maybe to stop your nosebleed? XD
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flags-are-awesome2 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Yes :D Probably XD
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:iconlunaangel-eclipse:
LunaAngel-Eclipse Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondatawesomeplz: I'm more badass den all dem bizniches XD
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samiepoo Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
:P More Please >…<
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alexyeager Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014
MOAR!!!! Please Big Fool Emoji-06 (Blush) [V2] 
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CarrieDuMorgue Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
1 credo che questo diventerà il mio nuovo modo preferito di mangiare la pasta
2 la mia mogliettina= it's more like "my pretty little wife" but usually we say stuff like that...
3 andate a farvi fottere, tu e tua madre. Razza di stronzo cafone! Vaffanculo! Non sono tua moglie e non lo sarò mai! Sono la tua padrona e tu sei in casa mia quindi trattami con rispetto, bastardo!
4 da quand'è che parli italiano?
5 buona notte mia bella mogliettina
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lullabyly Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Student General Artist
oh wow...volevo correggerla anche io ma vedo che hai già provveduto a fare uno spendido lavoro! :icondatpastaplz:
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CarrieDuMorgue Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
Awww grazie ^^
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:iconlullabyly:
lullabyly Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student General Artist
ahah! nessun problema!:hug::iconpatplz:
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lilyvirginia Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
wth
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:iconlullabyly:
lullabyly Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Student General Artist
ahaha sorry ^^
random italian conversation XD
I love your profile pic!^^
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LuffAceChan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
dat kitchen scene I love this emoticon... 
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014   Artist
Reader-chan watches Italian soap operas
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Mindless-Genius Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Best comment I've see in a while xD
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014   Artist
Thank you good sir! Plus it'd make a lot of sense
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Mindless-Genius Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Your welcome ;u;
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