You were helpless to stop Vlad from advancing to your face and giving you a breathtaking kiss, you literally felt the need for oxygen and started to toss and turn your head but it was all in vain. ‘A-air need air! God please! Vlad let g-’ *BAM!!* You didn’t know what happened as you felt the weight on top of you being lifted and your mouth gasping for air. “UUGH! Who the hell are you?! How dare you interrupt us!” “HOW DARE I!? HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY DAUGHTER!!” That voice belonged to no other than your dad who by the looks of things has kicked the front door of its hinges and has flipped Vlad of you. ‘DEAR GOD WHY!? I ASKED FOR HELP NOT A DEATH WISH’It’s not that you hate your that, in fact you were his little princess and you adored him but the man is seriously scary.
To you he was like a big hero in a teddy bear suit but to others who had felt his wrath he looked like the devil himself. Your friends once told you “Your dead is like a combination of a scary Sweden, and furious German, an intimidating Russian, a creepy British and an over protective Switzerland” At that time you didn’t get your friend till you learn about the hetaloids a while back, now it seemed it was both your turn and Vlad’s to meet the real papa bear. “D-DAD!? W-wha- h-how?” “Don’t worry sweaty this won’t take long” He quickly started to attack Vlad violently and you were too shocked to stop him. No matter what Vlad did or where he moved your father followed him with his fists. After chasing him all over the house and hearing yells and howls of pain you snapped back to reality to try to help Vlad but what happened next completely caught you off guard.
“(f/n)! Помогите мне!” Vlad ran and hid behind you only to be targeted by your devil of a father. “Keep your dirty hands off my baby or-” “STOP!!” You pushed your dad away from both of you and glared at him. “Dad I appreciate your help but don’t break him!” “Break him?!” “Yeah dad he’s my new hetaloid and I want him in one piece if you don’t mind!” Vlad suddenly wrapped his arms around you and gave you a bone crushing hug. “Я люблю тебя!!” By the sound of his voice you could tell he was very grateful you saved his ass. “вы лежите!!” Your eyes and Vlad’s almost felt like they were about to pop out from what your dad just creamed. “W-wait you speak Russian?” “I do now” To tell the truth you don’t know whether he really knows Russian or just making up some bull shit like that time he pretended he knew how to speak Italian at a restaurant and got kicked out.
Defending Vlad only made your father hate him even more by the looks of the intensifying glare he was giving him, but your patience was running out fast and you really didn’t want to deal his shenanigans. “Don’t worry (f/n) I can always get you a newer and better hetaloid than that piece of shit behind you, one that actually treats you the right way and-” The last of your patience snapped liked a twig and without warning you detached yourself from Vlad’s arms and grabbed your father by the collar and pulling him down to your level. “Listen dad I’m your dauther but I have my rights and I have the damn right to keep him because I BOUGHT HIM AND I WANT HIM AND NO OTHER! GOT IT!” By now you had your father on him knees bending back as you towered over him menacingly. This scaring both the crap out of your dad and made Vlad raise his respect toward you from being able to win against someone he couldn’t.
After you released your father he took a moment to comprehend what had just happened and once he realize what you did he got up and glomped you. “Aaaaw~ My baby is growing up so fast!~ Fine you can keep him but if he give you trouble you can always count on you papa-” “Not likely” Your reply just made matters worse as your father left you and went to a corner to mope ‘Oh no… not his emo corner! Damn if I don’t do something he’ll start acting like a kid and hell to the no I ain’t dealing with that shit AGAIN!’ You turned around to give an apologetic look to Vlad and then walked to your father’s side and placed a hand on his shoulder “*sight* Look it’s late and if it make you feel better you can….stay…for t-the night” “Really!? Thank you! I knew you would come around” He gave you a quick hug and left to get some stuff out of his car, leaving both you and Vlad almost crying in desperation ‘Great now I want an emo corner…Oh! Vlad I almost forgot him!’
You went to Vlad and took his hand and started to drag him to the bathroom. “(f/n)? What are you doing?” He said as you made him sit down while you took out the first aid kit. “You looked extremely pained and your bleeding so I just want to heal you that’s all, besides I didn’t know Hetaloids can bleed.” “Da we can, were special since we can do things like if we were human, we can even have offspring.” You slightly pause your actions in shock from the news ‘Wait....IF HE RAPES ME I CAN GET PREGNANT??!!! WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK!!’ You suddenly felt Vlad’s hands hold your face up to look at him “Don’t worry I won’t do anything after what happened, I am grateful you didn’t want me to be hurt or replaced” “Do you promise?” “Da, я обещаю” Vlad pulled your face forward and passionately kissed you not realizing the door was slightly open and your father saw both of you. “WHAT THE HELL!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!” “N-NO! DAD WAIT!!” Shouts could be heard from a mile away as things kept on going like this till everyone fell asleep.