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“talking”, ‘thinking’

You were helpless to stop Vlad from advancing to your face and giving you a breathtaking kiss, you literally felt the need for oxygen and started to toss and turn your head but it was all in vain. ‘A-air need air! God please! Vlad let g-’ *BAM!!* You didn’t know what happened as you felt the weight on top of you being lifted and your mouth gasping for air. “UUGH! Who the hell are you?! How dare you interrupt us!” “HOW DARE I!? HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY DAUGHTER!!” That voice belonged to no other than your dad who by the looks of things has kicked the front door of its hinges and has flipped Vlad of you. ‘DEAR GOD WHY!? I ASKED FOR HELP NOT A DEATH WISH’It’s not that you hate your that, in fact you were his little princess and you adored him but the man is seriously scary.

To you he was like a big hero in a teddy bear suit but to others who had felt his wrath he looked like the devil himself. Your friends once told you “Your dead is like a combination of a scary Sweden, and furious German, an intimidating Russian, a creepy British and an over protective Switzerland” At that time you didn’t get your friend till you learn about the hetaloids a while back, now it seemed it was both your turn and Vlad’s to meet the real papa bear. “D-DAD!? W-wha- h-how?” “Don’t worry sweaty this won’t take long” He quickly started to attack Vlad violently and you were too shocked to stop him. No matter what Vlad did or where he moved your father followed him with his fists. After chasing him all over the house and hearing yells and howls of pain you snapped back to reality to try to help Vlad but what happened next completely caught you off guard.

“(f/n)! Помогите мне!” Vlad ran and hid behind you only to be targeted by your devil of a father. “Keep your dirty hands off my baby or-” “STOP!!” You pushed your dad away from both of you and glared at him. “Dad I appreciate your help but don’t break him!” “Break him?!” “Yeah dad he’s my new hetaloid and I want him in one piece if you don’t mind!” Vlad suddenly wrapped his arms around you and gave you a bone crushing hug. “Я люблю тебя!!” By the sound of his voice you could tell he was very grateful you saved his ass. “вы лежите!!” Your eyes and Vlad’s almost felt like they were about to pop out from what your dad just creamed. “W-wait you speak Russian?” “I do now” To tell the truth you don’t know whether he really knows Russian or just making up some bull shit like that time he pretended he knew how to speak Italian at a restaurant and got kicked out.

Defending Vlad only made your father hate him even more by the looks of the intensifying glare he was giving him, but your patience was running out fast and you really didn’t want to deal his shenanigans. “Don’t worry (f/n) I can always get you a newer and better hetaloid than that piece of shit behind you, one that actually treats you the right way and-” The last of your patience snapped liked a twig and without warning you detached yourself from Vlad’s arms and grabbed your father by the collar and pulling him down to your level. “Listen dad I’m your dauther but I have my rights and I have the damn right to keep him because I BOUGHT HIM AND I WANT HIM AND NO OTHER! GOT IT!” By now you had your father on him knees bending back as you towered over him menacingly. This scaring both the crap out of your dad and made Vlad raise his respect toward you from being able to win against someone he couldn’t.

After you released your father he took a moment to comprehend what had just happened and once he realize what you did he got up and glomped you. “Aaaaw~ My baby is growing up so fast!~ Fine you can keep him but if he give you trouble you can always count on you papa-” “Not likely” Your reply just made matters worse as your father left you and went to a corner to mope ‘Oh no… not his emo corner! Damn if I don’t do something he’ll start acting like a kid and hell to the no I ain’t dealing with that shit AGAIN!’ You turned around to give an apologetic look to Vlad and then walked to your father’s side and placed a hand on his shoulder “*sight* Look it’s late and if it make you feel better you can….stay…for t-the night” “Really!? Thank you! I knew you would come around” He gave you a quick hug and left to get some stuff out of his car, leaving both you and Vlad almost crying in desperation ‘Great now I want an emo corner…Oh! Vlad I almost forgot him!’

You went to Vlad and took his hand and started to drag him to the bathroom. “(f/n)? What are you doing?” He said as you made him sit down while you took out the first aid kit. “You looked extremely pained and your bleeding so I just want to heal you that’s all, besides I didn’t know Hetaloids can bleed.” “Da we can, were special since we can do things like if we were human, we can even have offspring.” You slightly pause your actions in shock from the news ‘Wait....IF HE RAPES ME I CAN GET PREGNANT??!!! WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK!!’ You suddenly felt Vlad’s hands hold your face up to look at him “Don’t worry I won’t do anything after what happened, I am grateful you didn’t want me to be hurt or replaced” “Do you promise?” “Da, я обещаю” Vlad pulled your face forward and passionately kissed you not realizing the door was slightly open and your father saw both of you. “WHAT THE HELL!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!” “N-NO! DAD WAIT!!” Shouts could be heard from a mile away as things kept on going like this till everyone fell asleep.
I said on my journal today that this was going to be put up on Friday but something came up and had no work today ^__^ So yeah I might post up 2p Germany and Japan sooner than expected, sorry it took me forever but I had fun writing this (ooh how the mighty have fallen) Again I know NADA of Russian so I blame Google translator if there's a mistake -__-

Помогите мне --> Help me
Я люблю тебя --> I love you
вы лежите --> you lie
я обещаю --> I promise

***Please make your request on my journal it makes my life simpler....and it help me move on quicker XD ***

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Part 1: lunatheninjakitty.deviantart.c…
Part 2 : Now
Part 3: ASAP
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kotadog88 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
that dad is my father in a nutshell
purplegirl369 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
My dad would have done that.
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
Hell yes death by father.
Jade14Brioche Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The dad reminds me of Tamaki-senpai from OHSHC or Haruhi's real dad
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
Totally now imagine if both Tamaki and Haruhi's dad (with his scruffy ponytail and 5o'clock shadow) team up against 2p Russia lol
ImDancingWithTheDead Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Student General Artist
Bloodypainter300 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yep I agree to that
Karristenna Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I couldn't help but notice that art 3 says ASAP.... and also that this chapter was published like a year ago....
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Lol my dad would be the same minus the Russian stuff. He'd kill me too tho >.>'
PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
pfft! My dad would NEVER do this for me! I don't even know where that useless bastard is! This would probably be my best friend Zoe!
bluerose1320 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Student Artist
I agree with u on that.
NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
This wouldn't be my dad...more like my big brother. XD
He said if I ever got a boyfriend that treated me wrong, he would beat the shit out of them! I love my big brother~!
Deathcity87099 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
Is Tamaki my dad?
ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I thought Hughes was my dad XD
Nightmare1301 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014
I wish my dad was there for me like that T-T
Dimonic-Fox666 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
make a part 3 OwO
OtakuRabbits Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
“Don’t worry sweaty this won’t take long"
Is it bad that my dad has called me sweaty in real life?
"Oh dad"
"overprotective aren't they?"
Tsubaki124 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This describes my dad perfectly.....and kinda me cause people call me the she devil......
Fernan465 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
My dad would do this....
Yao-Wang-fangirl Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He reminds me of Haruhi's dad from OHSHC.
Razedragoon Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
Or Tamaki
snow-master286 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
Oh no he's in his emo corner again... XD this was mega funny!!
crystlevoorhees Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
man i wish my dad was at least there for me
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
Me too... :iconhugsplz:
crystlevoorhees Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
When my dad was around I had no freedom. I couldn't have friends, no candy,sugar,pop, and I couldn't go to the library or youth group.
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
What dad bans his kid from going to the library?! Shouldn't his child's interest in books assure him that they're not stupid?!
crystlevoorhees Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
yea and i couldn't have any suger so i had low blood suger
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
Honey sempai feels so sorry for you.
crystlevoorhees Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
yea and i couldn't have any suger so i had low blood suger
TicciTimber Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
AWW-my baby's growing up so fast

skyrahwriter16 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
almost sounds from soul eater
TicciTimber Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
XD yup
RubyBadAppleDream Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student Artist
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
XDDDDDDD i laughed so much reading this !!!! Amazing story !Clap Clap Clap 
Sammaster0524 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Is it bad that when I started yelling at my dad I thought of maka and spirt from soul eater?
Jizzywerewolf Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
No, no i thought of tamaki and spirit as the same person in this at one point because of the overprotectiveness and emo corner,
Sammaster0524 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Student General Artist
AHHH. Makes more sense. 
Jizzywerewolf Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
Yep, we all just need a dad like that, then life would be better.
crystal-moon1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
My favorite out of the whole series.
vampcute Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Student
‘Great now I want an emo corner

Me: me too :)
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
Oh great, just what I need. A Russian vs Russian fight. I'm going into my emo corner now and hoping I'll stay alive.
NirvanaRivera Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Lol thank you Russian lessons
RintehHetalian Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha this pretty much is my dad minus the talking random offensive italian xD
StormClawAndTiger Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Same with my dad
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
reader-chan's dad attempted to speak Italian at an italian restaurant and got kicked out..... •-•💧 WHAT DID HE SAY DEAR GOD
girafffecupcakes Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
The Russia for lie would be more accurate if it was вы врети, just a note. Sweating a little... 
girlpink56 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
PLease update
XxIvyGothWolfxX Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
HA reminds me of my dad!
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